National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day

I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day

by The Local Kyle March 21, 2021

Hate on Zonuts Day

March 22nd is the day to hate on all zonuts don’t be shy!

“It’s Hate on Zonuts day!”

by Igaateyiumik March 22, 2021

national girls day out

hey girlys! i know how tired and fed up you are and you deserve to be happy and free, go out june 14th or any other days to get a break, go shopping, movies, eat whatever, etc. have fun:) focus on yourself <3

boyfriend, mom, dad, brother, etc : why are you getting ready?

me: it’s time to get a break, i’m over it. it’s national girls day out!

by nanasthoughts March 22, 2021

Milf Appreciation Day

On March 22nd, a day for the most hot, amazing, 40+ babes on earth...MILFS.

Friend: Hey, what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day Dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this amazing day!

by milf.lover. March 22, 2021

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

Hump day

Every Wednesday is national send a booty pic day

It’s hump day so send a booty pic

by Pissrocket March 24, 2021

Kindest day

A day you will be kind to everyone even if they are mean to you

Him:you are ugly
You: aw ok
Him: you are so kind lol
You : it is kindest day!

by Drokoa March 24, 2021