child boil

the act of boiling a child

we ran out of food so we had to child boil

by Child Beater October 8, 2019

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

I’m a man child

Someone immature

Well hello there I’m a man child

by Lolgigger March 25, 2019

12 y/o child

annoying.

"hey is that a 12 y/o child doing 12 y/o things in brookhaven?" "yes :|"

by dorrhandle January 3, 2022