weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 1, 2017

pickel weed

A person who you think is a drug dealer but who is also your next door neighbor.

Look at that pickel weed.

by Nomnim December 12, 2015

shank n weed

A term used when a searching a black person, while searching you must plant a Knife and a weed in their pockets.

I got me shank n weed la.

Oh shit man, that cop took me shank n weed fam.

by Jv303 November 23, 2016

Weed

Smoking · Informal
noun
1.
a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants.

2. In Scottish slang weed is another word for “sweets” or “candy”

“I really want some weed from the weed shop” said Jimmy so sally

by Sunflower__sun January 11, 2021

k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival

Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!

by Dahlmer June 29, 2023