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turtle spin

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.
I'm doing the turtle spin.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS
this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out
by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023
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Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023
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doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95
Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle
by 333fg March 23, 2023
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Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.
by Kriskiki April 7, 2023
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Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.
Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!
by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023
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