Orange goblin is when you initiate intercourse by grabbing her by the pussy, taking her from behind, leaving her with a wad of cash, then hitting the golf course.
Friend 1: You were almost late for our tee time.
Friend 2: Had to pull the old Orange Goblin on this chick from the bar last night before I came.
Friend 2: Had to pull the old Orange Goblin on this chick from the bar last night before I came.
by Time Orc October 29, 2025
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Get the a cup of orange juice mug.A playful euphemism for engaging in a friendly but questionably timed intimate assist—similar in spirit to a “reach-around,” but said in a way that sounds suspiciously wholesome. Often used when one wants to dramatically downplay what was actually happening.
Secchi walked into the room way too cheerful for 7 a.m., and Lou just smirked like they’d been slicing oranges behind that closed door.
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Get the Peels My Orange mug.When you're pissing blood out of your asshole, scoop up the water before you flush, and then freeze the bloody water and serve the ice cubes to your friends or significate other in a glass of orange juice
My best friend just came up with this new cocktail mix. They called it The Blood Orange. It's so addicting! You have to try it!
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