A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.
Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.
by Owl King June 14, 2023
Get the Dark Pastmug. Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?
Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.
Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.
by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018
Get the Dark Laborermug. 
A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
Get the Ninja of Darknessmug. by DarkTheGayWeeb February 8, 2020
Get the Darkmug. When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
Get the Dark wizardmug. its a woman thas is atracting all the male on her and she pass his friend befor his famely she a godness in bed she have to be a demon but its ther same anyway and she hate the most his son Boyka she have a mate Red Fang who she ignord him anyway she got many friend and have difficulty to leanr
boyka:hi mom
darkness angel:hi psycho
boyka:realy mom you dont care of me you just taking car of your fuking friend
later at home
boyka:i hate you mom you always skip me
darkness angel:no i was waiting you for a diner
boyka:i come but you skip me
darkness angel:no you its you your always gone anytime
boyka:ITS BECAUS YOUR NOT UNDERSTAND
darkness angel:hi psycho
boyka:realy mom you dont care of me you just taking car of your fuking friend
later at home
boyka:i hate you mom you always skip me
darkness angel:no i was waiting you for a diner
boyka:i come but you skip me
darkness angel:no you its you your always gone anytime
boyka:ITS BECAUS YOUR NOT UNDERSTAND
by jay le fuké July 19, 2019
Get the darkness angelmug.