Dad joke

Used by Hugh Mungus

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."

by See me standing here October 12, 2018

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022

meth dad

Stephen Forment.

Steve is my 'Meth Dad'.

by Morgue Rex February 20, 2021

Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021

Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared

Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.

I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Father’s Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.

by saraoic June 15, 2018