Rule 59

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

by SpanktheMonky April 11, 2017

The Judy Rule

The Judy Rule(2002) was established to keep women wholesome. Through careful thought provoking sessions the rule was founded as a way to keep women numbers down(sex partners). As it stands "wholesome women" are not to exceed more than two (2) new sex partners a year. Lets think women, 4 dudes a year after 10 years is 40 people, How are you going to explain that to your man or husband?

Damn she broke The Judy Rule a long time ago!
She did not follow The Judy Rule by no means!
I dont want to explain The Judy Rule because it may apply!

by Eddiemo November 26, 2007

Road Rules

A stupid show on MTV where all these whining wussies have to complete missions or vote someone off that takes place in a certain country, like the '03 version Fiji. It's highly overrated.

That faggot Abe got kicked off of the show Road Rules because he started what was actually interesting-a fight.

by Kay July 14, 2003

Rule 34

Isn't exactly what the common perception of it would suggest. See example:

Guy 1: oh man, 'rule 34' this shit STAT, it would be so FUNNY, think of how many childhoods it'll ruin!
Guy 2: *jacking it to assorted rule34 images*
Guy 1: *jacking it to assorted rule34 images*

by fartoxXx October 20, 2008

Rule 27

If music is playing, you must dance

1: Here's the fight song
2: Come on, we've gotta dance
1: What? Why?
2: Rule 27

by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009

Rule 180

If you have had a premonition of your life ending and that premonition is coming true save yourself a hour and a half and just die

Dude#1: I SEEN IT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE GET ME OFF THIS PLANE

Dude#2:Seriously dude?...Rule 180

by lolkin September 6, 2011

rule 404

A pornographic, antonymous pun on "Error 404". It suggests, much unlike Error 404, that if you can think of it, that there is porn for it.

Person 1: Dude, wtf. Why would you even think of a santa-midget toe-fucking a hippo with his tounge?

Person 2: I didn't think of it... it already exists; Rule 404.

by its been emotional October 9, 2011