Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."
by Ye gods October 25, 2015
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Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
by bls1999 July 30, 2018
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pee pauser

A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.
Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
by Kalisiin September 26, 2010
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pre pee

a person who has not peed yet
you lookin like a pre pee ni-
by breadbiscut October 29, 2021
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Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you
“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”
by Blackwater351 December 29, 2018
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Eli Pee Lie

He is the best drag queen in town. his booty is bigger then cim kardashiuan. He is swagging yeah
Eli Pee Lie is retarded
by EliPeeLie February 06, 2021
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Pee Milkshake

When you cum in a persons mouth, then proceed to piss in their mouth right after. :3
"Yo dude, I just gave my girlfriend a pee milkshake!"

"I once swallowed my sisters Pee Milkshake, and it was amazing. On god."
by Woohoo290000 February 27, 2024
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