Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.
Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.
by MOOS April 22, 2013
Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!
Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.
Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.
Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
by Flower347joy May 03, 2022
The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
by Parrothead5000 November 05, 2021
Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.
He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.
by JoRokHed April 17, 2013
An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016