Rusty Taco Churro

1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.

2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like

1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.

2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.

also the chain rusty taco has best churros.

by Godzeera66 February 7, 2021

Rusty Fish hook with a twist

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

by Johnny Jizzem March 6, 2007

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D

A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

by James Malcom June 11, 2008

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty piccolo When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty Cabbage Patch Is when a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a whistle getting rid of spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017