by deitbussy December 10, 2019
When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.
by Sir cuckstein December 10, 2019
<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
by Noameo January 17, 2015
The Super Punch is attained only when the following conditions are met in the following order.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.
by AK Gangstar December 25, 2007
On Monday the 24th of February you must punch every ranga you see, strawberry blondes don’t exist.
ginger ranga punch aussie
ginger ranga punch aussie
“See that ranga katie we should punch her it’s the 24th of Feb”
“Yeah it’s punch a ranga day”
“Let’s get her”
“Yeah it’s punch a ranga day”
“Let’s get her”
by Ash & Josh February 24, 2020
(Verb) kung-poo-punching
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
by Horwitzerr March 23, 2011
When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania
Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration
by hoover50 October 12, 2015