As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
by Patrick Star for president 201 March 25, 2016
by ihatenoobs August 11, 2008
-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.
by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004
An Irish Hat Story is a story that someone tells over and over again, each time thinking that this is the first time that they have told it to the listener.
by NightPhoenix March 02, 2011
by jilladelphia February 12, 2004
Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.
by mockschmock December 08, 2006
"I am a man who is wearing a hat"
by Daniel Kogel May 08, 2007