slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

by Muddee September 29, 2017

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013

Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug

Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.

by analasiser October 31, 2020

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

penis snapper

A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.

Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"

by St1ff_D1ck January 7, 2016

fuck penis

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

by kfmri January 13, 2017