Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies May 15, 2018

mud bunker

a mud bunker is a mans anus thats has not benn wiped in a minimum of two weeks

damn, i would pack the fudge into the mud bunker.

by muddy jim May 17, 2018

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018

blue mud

Ugly. Not attractive.

She is. Blue mud.

by Kcc25 December 29, 2017

Worm’s In Mud

A term to describe anal sex

Anal sex, more like Worm’s In Mud!

by Tacoindaass December 31, 2017

Transylvanian mud slide

A bloody poo on your chest

'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'

by Bald1 January 11, 2020

Mud Brawl

Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.

Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020