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Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.
by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010
mugGet the Spider money shotmug.

JT Money Shot

Named after the rapper JT Money, who's immortal song "Who Dat?!" briefly topped the charts. The song featured insightful lyrics that, while potentially becoming repetitive, showed insight, clarity, and offered truly probing questions concerning the problems of living the hard life.

The JT Money shot, therefore, depicts the scene in a porn movie, where the female porn star is jizzed upon by an unknown donor, or perhaps by several unknown acquaintances. The mysterious origins of the jizm are then left to be determined by a series of questions...
Porn Watcher 1: "Ah, did you catch that JT Money Shot? She got that shit ALL OVER HER FACE!!!"

Porn Watcher 2: "Yeah, but did you catch a response? All I heard was Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who????"
by Ms. Fat Booty January 18, 2008
mugGet the JT Money Shotmug.

Alan money

1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat December 12, 2008
mugGet the Alan moneymug.

money skank

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.
ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!
by Smaysmay December 9, 2008
mugGet the money skankmug.

money shot

term used to describe when a male pulls his penis out of a womans mouth and ejaculates in the womans mouth during foreplay or sexuall activity.which normally drips over the eye.
by ratman September 2, 2003
mugGet the money shotmug.

get your money

to masterbate while in county jail, usually in an a shower area designated for masterbation
the shower on the right is to "get your money" in the one on the left is for showering
by woody cockard January 30, 2010
mugGet the get your moneymug.

Yao Ming Money

An increment of money, in a hip hop term how tall/ or how much money you have. Referring to the height of 7ft 4inch basketball player Yao Ming mostly a play on words.
1. Your money little stacks and mine is Yao Ming .

2. Talking bout your big paper, but Mine is that Yao Ming Money.

3. person 1: Yeah man that dudes making alot of money

Person 2: shit my nigga hes got Yao Ming paper.
by Dj Rakk February 6, 2010
mugGet the Yao Ming Moneymug.

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