Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.

"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"

by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 12, 2024

matthew xc

A guy from San Antonio that runs xc and will pull your main girl as his next side.

Matthew xc just won state and stole my girl with the gold.

by Mattxc May 14, 2015

Leo Cucked Matthews

The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis

Hey man do you know what happen to jim?
YEAH BRO HIS NEW NAME IS LEO CUCKED MATTHEWS

by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024

isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021

Matthew Andres

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car

Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022