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Lemoncholy

When you are feeling melancholy but wayyyyy worse! You may also want to cry and feel sour on the inside:(
Bella: “Hey you feeling ok?”
Ruby: “No, I’m feeling quite upset. It’s been a lemoncholy day”
Bella: “Damn that sucks lmao”
by Gymnastsushilmao August 8, 2023
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Lemon

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.
"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"

"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"
by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023
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Lemmon 417

The holy grail of quaaludes. Endorsed by Jordan Belfort(Leonardo DiCaprio) andDonny Azoff,(Jonah Hill) from the Wolf of Wall Street.
Jordan Belfort: The closest pay hone I could get to was at the Brookfield Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold. It was a mile down from my house.

After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.

C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
by Viscount Druitt September 4, 2023
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Lemon Jores

A group of high school age male retards
That Lemon Jores travels around in their red 2011 Chevy Traverse.
by Jim Teg September 4, 2023
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lekmon

Someone who just doesn’t give two sh*ts.

He takes disrespect from no one and if you mess with him it will be your last mistake.
Hey is that a lekmon”
Kill yourself pussy
by AnthonySwuerez July 29, 2024
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Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.
Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
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LemonClorox

fatty beluga ugly pig who gets none ever and is so not BRAT 💚
you talk to LemonClorox??? i’m sorry for you
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