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Lemonlocked:
When a dirty bird bar girl weasels her way into your life so much you can't get rid of her.
That Jon was a great guy before that dirty bird lemonlocked him.
by MattyWilliams February 24, 2017
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Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Lemon

Jeff: Hey dude, what's a lemon?

Charlie: It's a goddamn fruit
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lemon squigy

Some one that is always there for you but sometimes can be stubborn. She loves shopping . She is funny nice protective of her friends and has a great sense of humor.
by Lemon this man March 30, 2017
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lemon squigy

She is very nice and protective of her friends . She loves to shop and she is nice funny supportive kind. She is always there for her friends
by Lemon this man March 30, 2017
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lemonheads

a member of the media, with a big smiling face that indicates a mouthful of Lemonsheads, speaking with an expert or to the audience, and pretending that he/she is much more educated about the subject than he/she really is....
Don Lemon and his co-host were nodding their heads and agreeing with the global warming expert like lemonheads. as if he actually what understand the esteemed scientist was actually saying
by MarusAureliusss April 11, 2017
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