Human Pogostick

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.

Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.

by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human

earth thing

human splat

by Corbin3645 June 7, 2021

Human

1. Adjective. A human is not a creature, despite popular beliefs. It refers to the way one acts when they hear a word that triggers strong emotion, such as a word that had previously had large impact on said person, and creates strong emotions

2. Adjective. The way to describe words that cause "human emotion"

1. The word "basket" was spoken and everyone could feel the human emotion from Eliza.

2. The word "basket" was a human word for Eliza

by Pötassi7m June 13, 2022

Humanity

:A smart program once said

"Human kind are a disease"

Humanity is like cancer in a body or smith in the metrix it's has done it's job but when it's suposed to die it doesn't listen.

by Program Smith June 12, 2019

human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 3, 2022