Heissenberg's Girlfriend

Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.

Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.

by Juswords November 15, 2024

I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you

"Hey I love my girlfriend"

by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 8, 2025

epstein's girlfriend

phrase: a girl that is a girlfriend of a man, usually 2, 3 or more times older than her.

guy #1: have you seen this grade's epstein's girlfriend?
guy #2: yeah, she's dating a 60-year old man...
guy #3: what are you talking about?
guy #1: about that 1 girl in class

by lask.e March 13, 2026

Cole's Girlfriend Hailey

The most beautiful girl in the world. Don't get mad at her because "she's just a girl in the worldd.".

"Get those stuffies off the wall", Cole's Girlfriend Hailey said to Cole.

by TheUnknown123451 February 14, 2025

Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

by Duderruder February 20, 2025

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday

Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off

by J123345 March 4, 2025