Doncaster Douche

(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.

A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).

Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021

toe douche

when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe

pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out

by Spy300 June 16, 2011

douche rinse

The definition of an aggressive driver that pulls in front of you, cuts you off and then hits the brakes. This is a person that you watch drive in front of you, while thinking to yourself how can I run over this person and get away with it?

God, what a douche rinse! Thanks alot douche rinse for pulling in front of me and cutting me off!

by aptpitbull92563 January 19, 2017

Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

by Ceebus May 17, 2009

Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags

Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"

by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019

deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.

Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.

by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023

douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014