Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

Layered Cake

Packing a bong with layers of weed, kief, weed and then top it off with kief as the ~frosting~

Yo bro want to pack a layered cake?

by Brainfried January 11, 2021

Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

by Dummy thick September 16, 2019

patrick cake

A faggot

You are such a patrick cake!

by Le Roger Le Savage February 23, 2016

Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 May 19, 2011

Finger Cake

A sweet juicy delicatessen fresh off the thighs and booty of your lady!

I really like to grab onto her finger cake when sexing her.

by Brennavic February 08, 2020

Kooter cake

The build up of sweat,fugus, and possible a yeast infection in the kooter region.

J man went to the ER after eating sexy mels kooter cake.

by Brett Burnette December 13, 2007