Buddha 

A dude who sat under a tree for a while

Person 1: yo bro Buddha is so cool
Person 2: who is Buddha?
Person 1: this dude who sat under a tree for so long he figured out life
Person 2: we should make a religion out of this…

Buddha by DaddySnowyz December 26, 2021

Buddashit 

A word of expressing shock or pain.

"who the hell got my charger"? -"peter did". -"oh buddashit"!

Buddashit by Cyphon April 11, 2022

Bluddy 

The words "Blud" and Buddy" mixed together making the word "Bluddy"

"What does Bluddy think hes doing"

Bluddy by Bullet..VR June 30, 2023

Den Buddhism 

when one "converts" to buddhism for the purpose of interior decoration. Very common among the White Urban Liberal (WUL) demographic and especially so in Boulder, CO.

guy 1: dude, Jeff just converted to Buddhism
guy 2: how?
guy 1: I don't know, he just started putting up all this Buddhist crap in his living room
guy 2: Jeff practices Den Buddhism then.

Den Buddhism by remo306 October 16, 2008

blissed buddah 

fat guy who has two girlfriends or a wife and a girlfriend who all sleep together

Jack that lucky Blissed Buddah, his Bliss babe and Annie the new girlfriend all went to the dance and a walk on the beach

blissed buddah by maplefrost May 29, 2009

dirty buddha 

pot, or a marijuana cigarette.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up"..........
"when you hit the dirty Buddha and the buzz comes through.."

dirty buddha by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

fake buddhist 

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

fake buddhist by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015