Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022

mwah no bars

When you have nothing else to say

Ion even say bye no more I be like “mwah no bars” -JT

by Urmainbae February 11, 2024

BARS

When people are talking and something rhymes, you say bars.

That was bars.

by goat as will be January 5, 2020

California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.

Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

T-bar hyge

The best fucking breed of hyge available.

"Hey man I just purchased a fiddy of T-bar Hyge where the fuck is the bong at?"

by Hanus August 9, 2007

Bar of soup

1. misspelling of "bar of soap"

2. frozen soup in the shape of a bar

son: *texting* mom can you get me a bar of soup when ur at teh store?

mom: bar of soup? what's that?
son: *bar of soap lmao

person 1: i have a bar of soup in my freezer!
person 2: what's that lel
person 1: frozen soup.

by AlltheGudNamesAreTaken November 2, 2021