Attaches

Balls

His attaches are so fluffy, there are like air balloons

by charlotte and the attaches August 5, 2009

attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

attackle

Uh-tack-el verb.- to attack and tackle concurrently.

"Suzie plans to attackle her million email & phone mini-emergencies, after she takes a swig of whiskey from the drawer in her desk. . . "

by Word Wizardess August 22, 2011

attacktive

a conjunction of attack, and attractive, used to describe someone who is enjoyable to look at, but will also claw out your eyes.

that girl with the five foot sword is attacktive, did you see her?

by bestthingfromdiscord June 5, 2017

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

Attachment mom

A mother (biological, adoptive, foster, any legal maternal figure) who is overly attached to their child, or child figure. Generally, this translates to overprotective.

Dude, that guy has an attachment mom. She makes every single decision for him.

by Astrix August 29, 2016

Judo attacks

Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.

I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!

by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012