angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.

He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.

by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012

Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away

she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!

by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012

angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012

angry smoke

When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.

Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.

by monkeyfarmingpenguin July 9, 2011

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it

i had an angry carpet lolly

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023