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friend discount

1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.

2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.
"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."

"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"

*Pause*

"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."

"Sweet, thanks man!"
by thwalker December 25, 2011
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kitchen friend

The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...
HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?

BETTY: The what???!

HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?

BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??
by Miss DE/AT/GB August 30, 2011
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Friend Fatigue

Comparable to metal fatigue, friend fatigue is a condition contracted by an individual from a self-centered friend as a result of that friend's endlessly repeated tales of misfortune, failure, unhappiness, or success, achievement etc. Freeloaders, depressives and comedians (people who have to make everything a joke)
are character types that are often carriers of this social virus. A person who contracts FF often will usually end up avoiding the carrier. Ironically FF carriers are immune to FF.
For 20 years now Caroline/George has had a series of disastrous love affairs. 5 minutes ago he/she called and already I am being subjected to the latest sad episode of misplaced trust, betrayal, and consequent anguish. I feel my head beginning to tighten and an urgent need to cut off the call. For Caroline/George I no longer feel anything, least of all sympathy. I am in an advanced state of "Friend Fatigue".
by Gilssement June 10, 2009
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fill-in friend

A person who is a friend, only when your other friends are not present.

Also referred to as a "number two". Any social networking site has a Top Friends, and the number is your next best friend.
"Well, John isn't here, so I guess I'll have to talk to my fill-in friend."

"Amy had to go to the concert, so I guess it's just me and the number two."
by NOT a fill-in friend. May 3, 2009
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Anytime Friend

The one person in your life is the one person no matter what they say or do or what they have been through with you they love you anyway.
Susie got drunk at a bar and made an ass of herself and her anytime friend loved her anyway
by Beverly45 March 15, 2010
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weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.
I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.
by purplex February 19, 2005
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friends with benefits

When two friends want to flirt, touch, hug, and mess around or more without having to commit or wonder if they are dating.
Me and Kris are "friends with benefits" and now we can flirt and be all over each other without having to date.
by EMM.D. September 7, 2009
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