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internet virginity 

The innocence that is broken after viewing the original shock sites: tubgirl.com, lemonparty.org and goatse.cx.
"I managed to take her internet virginity in one single IM session."

virginity loophole 

The Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

Puke Virginity 

A puke virgin is someone who hasn't ever puked after drinking till today. Puke Virginity is lost when you ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) puke for the first time after drinking too much alcohol. Applicable to beer(water) too, but only if you're less than 18 years of age, you pussy. Applicable to wine if you haven't hit puberty yet.

In short it is also referred to as PV. PVs can be lost only once in a lifetime.
Bro 1: Dude, I've never puked after drinking so much. EVERRRRRRRRRR !!!!

My capacity is as big as my calves are, just look at these monsters of beauty.

Bro 2: Hell YEAHHHH !!.

Bro 1: *Pukes like a 2nd grader after drinking too much milk* *puke x 4*

Bro 2: WoaHHH, You totes lost your puke virginity bro.

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Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Villager: I've got this. I've chugged 2 cows in 30 seconds before.

Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Villager: *pukes into glass* Here's your kingfisher.

Bro x: Dude, he totes lost his puke virginity.
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Who’s the new girl she’s really sweet

That’s Virgie
Virgie by Colbybrockswife March 6, 2019

wall virginity 

A term most commonly used on Facebook and MySpace.
When you're the first person to write on somebody's wall or comment on someone's profile; therefore reaping them of their virginity of that said wall or profile.
On Nicky's wall...

Courtney wrote on Nov. 2:
WALL VIRGINITY RAPED!
wall virginity by cityclass November 5, 2006

west virginian 

A person native to West Virginia, like myself. Don't pay any attention to that guy who wrote the first definition. He obviously is utilizing his vast knowledge of narrow-minded stereotypes about a state he probably has never visited.
I'm proud to be a West Virginian. Montani Semper Liberi.
west virginian by Rodfather June 20, 2005