Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
Get the Cowboy Unitmug. An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
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It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
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