Twat to teeth

When you pull your cooter dip out of your vagina an put it in your mouth.

Did you see that bitch go twat to teeth?

by Cooter specialist December 24, 2020

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013

Twat Knot

A man bun becomes a twat knott

Man bun...a man that has a bun on top of his head has a twat knott

by Dy Lee July 4, 2019

Twat

The description of the personality of a guy called jazz

Wow jazz is a right twat

by Lizlicker1234 January 22, 2025

Twat face

Person who has a degrading kink and wants to fuck me

Me (alpha): ugh… hey twat face
Twat face: I’m an L BOZO who simps for everyone 🥺🥺

by Whyd_!tch3.3 April 30, 2022

Twat

/Twät/: 1.1800s:see Twat
2. 1990s
3. 2021, A person who acts Pussy like, soft and squishy, usually make , in a particularly stuck up or pretentious manner.

After a minor traffic incident that 5’0 skinny guy driving the Lexus , traded his faux scarf he was wearing for a neck brace that day in court.

:omg he sounds like a huge Twat

by Axel Jabroni September 1, 2021

Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.

My girlfriend has figgy-twat.

by Messtopia July 6, 2017