turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

Turtle

Gunnga bot tyrnan

Turtle is fat

by Jo3Ma ma November 27, 2019

Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.

"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night

by james lebough July 28, 2019

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017