miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.

1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.

by Leery Loon February 4, 2021

Charlie whip

To swing something, such as a bag, around your shoulder before throwing, or whipping, it.

I just charlie whipped this trashbag of dog shit into my neighbors yard for being an asshole

by Mlrbs870 June 29, 2015

Whip out the plastic

To pay or offer to pay for something using a credit (or debit) card.

Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.

by wzofoz October 20, 2022

Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

Sex

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Whip Moment

When something has happened to yourself whether it's good or bad.

I just divorced my wife what a Whip Moment.

by Wandering YeeHaw September 26, 2019

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024