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Clown brain

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.
She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.
by Clowns are coming May 1, 2018
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Reverse clown

When you cum on a girls face and sprinkle pubes all over after and smear the cum in her nose and put lettuce on her head and red lipstick on her lips
I want to give you a reverse clown
by Hunter Rasmussen February 28, 2023
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Cis-Clown

a person who is offended by the term Cis-gendered.
Karen gets upset when she sees the word cis and has to voice her opinion even tho shes is not part of the conversation, she becomes a cis-clown.
by p3rv-3 June 22, 2023
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Clown

Jessica considers her self a clown because she is a fan of Stray Kids
by Stray Kids UwU September 22, 2019
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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
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Corporate clown

Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.

They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.

Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.

Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.

I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025
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Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world
"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"
by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022
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