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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
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Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!
by 0bject July 10, 2025
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Doing it on the moon

When you have anal sex after injecting heroin Into your penis veins and tonight well be doing it on the moon
I've got a couple girls and tonight were doing it on the moon
by GirthQuakeMan December 24, 2018
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Low Moon

A way to refer to midnight— the opposite of high noon.
Rebecca: “Meet me at Low Moon under the bridge and we will talk.”
by Lil Rikky January 27, 2020
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Moon lady

Moonlady
by Guthi May 3, 2022
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The Killing Moon

Under blue moon, I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg you
Or cancel it, though I know it must be
The killing time
Unwillingly mine
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
In starlit nights, I saw you
So cruelly, you kissed me
Your lips, a magic world
Your sky, all hung with jewels
The killing moon
Will come too soon
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Under blue moon, I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg you
Or cancel it, though I know it must be
The killing time
Unwillingly mine
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
You give yourself to him
La
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
You give yourself to him
La, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
by Death Menace February 10, 2023
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Mooning

When the price of something rallies uncontrollably. Typically you want to be long before something moon's.
PPB stock is mooning. It has reached stratospheric levels.
by Longholder1 September 15, 2025
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