fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

Fake Bailey

A fake bailey is someone who is supposed to have the last name Bailey but instead have a random dudes name.
*ex “Macroll”

My stupid cousin Sophie is a fake Bailey

by THE BEST PERSON EVA EVA May 20, 2021

fake G

opposite of top G

man 1 : yo you saw his IG? he's been doing crazy cool shit lately like a G.

man 2: nah bruv. he is faking all those so call cool shit. he borrow cash from others to flex on IG pretending he's rich and G. that my friend is what a fake G look like.

by dude KO May 7, 2023

Fake Spray

Weak drizzle from car wash attendant's spray gun.

When you're at the high dollar car wash in your local city and they give you that little soapy/water fake spray only on the driver side after you pay the damn $10+

by HuggdBear December 11, 2010

Fake friend

Selina

Selina is a fake friend.

by Alexdrake23 November 5, 2019

Fake Friends

Bryson
Braeden

Jack

Bryson, Braeden and Jack are such fake friends.

by George.Johnson June 10, 2022

insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.

Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.

by Cats917 July 25, 2016