Imagine you wake up with such a raging boner that your dick drills a hole in your bed. It felt good, did it? You have never came so fast from something so simple. Just you and your little hole in the bed. From now on this becomes your goal in life. You go home every day, going to sleep, just to fuck the tiny hole in the bed and fill your mattress with warm fresh cum. After a while it gets boring, you decide to experiment. You go out, buy the highest quality top notch lube. Back home. All excited like its your first day of school in first grade all over again. You get naked and go to your little hole in the bed. Its lubed up and it feels amazing, you couldn't wish for anything more in this life. Just when you are about to bust a nut enough to crusade the whole Europe and half of Asia, your dad busts into the room and catches u red handed. He knows what you are doing. He was young once. He had a hole in his bed as well. He sits down next to you, you are desperately trying to hide your immense boner while he talks you through how his hole in bed almost made him commit war crimes while both of you cry. Ingame.
by BikaBika September 25, 2023
Get the Dirty Docmug. Give a woman an extra chromosome when fucking their tits off. Then consume their milky liquids from their tits and become immortal.
by Hindu jsbdbshsibsia December 2, 2020
Get the Dirty Raimug. Person A: "I could install a bootleg version for you."
Person B: "The floor is dirty, we'll budget for legit."
Person B: "The floor is dirty, we'll budget for legit."
by I am not real. January 28, 2010
Get the The floor is dirtymug. A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.
Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.
(she couldnt find a lighter)
(she couldnt find a lighter)
by Sweaty Gusset May 7, 2011
Get the Dirty Churchillmug. When you sprint into a room full of blood thirsty enemies only to drop a live grenade at your feet and look the enemies in the eye and scream “ALACKBAR!”
by Emence HD May 6, 2020
Get the Dirty rellikmug. When you grab all the hockey sticks you have, build a make shift igloo around the bed, light a fire under the bed and sing the first verse of the Canadian anthem, all while doing the deed. (Must complete before bed breaks)
by Ferda2002 April 25, 2020
Get the Dirty Bradymug. When you are on a ski trip and your boy Vic says “I will buy chick-fil-Leigh” if you give me a dirty Raleigh.
by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Raleighmug.