Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018

Dutch Duster

When you fart in an elevator and get out on your floor.

I was in the elevator and someone dealt a dutch duster!

by Dduster December 9, 2012

Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019

Dutch Inhale

The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.

Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.

Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.

by BazenAbel March 28, 2017

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

k.o. dutch

A fat Dutch Masters blunt. Usually smoked before bed, and will typically make you fall asleep fast. A.k.a "K"nocking you "O"ut. Usually smoked by G ass people

"Bro spark that K.O. Dutch so we can slump"
"Roll up a K.O. Dutch before we go to bed"

by OTF_300 December 17, 2017