straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 06, 2019
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straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.
He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
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straight butt sex

1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.

2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.
1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.

2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.
by Harry Zonka August 31, 2008
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straight like dat

A term literally meaning "Phoenix-like" and more loosely as "keeping it real." It is an antonym to "blown lyke shyt." Although disputed among scholars, straight like dat was originally used by Khary Phoenix, a well known go-go enthusiast. lls
Got dat new xib album, shit was on point // straight like dat.
by Da Hanks Bank February 17, 2009
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gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.
I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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Spicy straight

A straight person with a queer sense of style and humor
Look at lilly's style, they are a 💫spicy straight💫
by Noaaaaaah January 28, 2021
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