With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.
by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014
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Usually found on Facebook though Twitter and/or any social media platform would be vulnerable to such farcical relationship bulls hit.
Usually found on Facebook though Twitter and/or any social media platform would be vulnerable to such farcical relationship bulls hit.
I always knew there was open season on Tim. He and that girl were all statuship and no relationship. A fine show that lacked any truth. Frankly I always found it be a real greylationship.
Their statuship made me want to puke my guts out. Go write it in a your diary 'babycakes'.
Their statuship made me want to puke my guts out. Go write it in a your diary 'babycakes'.
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Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.
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1. Someone who books endless “quick syncs” to ask you what you’re doing, then immediately reports your work as their progress to look important. Basically, a human status dashboard that charges per meeting.
2. Adds zero value to engineering, design, or timelines—unless you count delaying the project so they can host more meetings. If productivity was a crime, they’d have the perfect alibi.
1. Someone who books endless “quick syncs” to ask you what you’re doing, then immediately reports your work as their progress to look important. Basically, a human status dashboard that charges per meeting.
2. Adds zero value to engineering, design, or timelines—unless you count delaying the project so they can host more meetings. If productivity was a crime, they’d have the perfect alibi.
“I spent 45 minutes updating Clark in a meeting he scheduled just so he could update his boss five minutes later. Dude’s a total statusbeggar.”
“Whenever Mutlui asks for a ‘quick update,’ I know she’s about to present my slide deck to leadership again.”
“Whenever Mutlui asks for a ‘quick update,’ I know she’s about to present my slide deck to leadership again.”
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Get the © 1999-2024 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticesystem statusdata subject access request mug.Ah, I see. So, it appears that you took the deliberate step of meticulously copying the entirety of the text located on the right-hand side. Presumably, this action was carried out with the purpose of conducting a detailed observation of what might transpire as a result, or perhaps to gain a deeper understanding of the specific effects, consequences, or reactions that could be prompted by performing such an action. This thoughtful approach suggests a clear intent to analyze and study the potential outcomes in a comprehensive and methodical manner.
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