Sleep

Eating clocks.

I am going to sleep right now.

by 1948184949282749503 March 28, 2022

Sleep

Scientifically speaking, sleep is when your brain cells get to rest after 7 cruel hours of torture from adults who get to yell at you from stupid things

After getting some sleep, Tessa was able to have a good Saturday because she didn't have to go to the prison known as school

by NGGYUNGLYD March 28, 2022

Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.

“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”

by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022

Sleep-Ballin

Unintentionally spending money (eg buying things or online shopping) while asleep.

Long story short, I accidentally dropped $1.6k on an Amiri shirt while sleep-ballin last night..

by Cyrus Ruffy February 12, 2022

Sleep

A side mission for Engineering Majors. It isn't necessary, but it makes the main quests easier.

"Hey man, you should get some sleep"
"Oh nah I don't need to, I'll sleep when I have time"

by BoxHeadBoi April 4, 2022

Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.

Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.

by I want sleep April 6, 2022

Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 6, 2022