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Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you
“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night
by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018
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pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.
Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.
by Whizza22 December 15, 2023
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The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.
Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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pee pants

the pants that you pee in
yooo madisyn just sat on crimson's couch in her pee pants!! crimson is gonna be so mad!!!
by crumsin October 16, 2019
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pee pee poo poo

Pewdiepie's pig.. How else would you say it?
by tghjvnckfdxvnjkfcbnmc November 18, 2019
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pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing
Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-
by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023
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