McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.

Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!

by The McDougaller March 4, 2011

Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.

"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"

by deitbussy December 10, 2019

Donkey Punch

Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>

by Noameo January 17, 2015

SUPER PUNCH

The Super Punch is attained only when the following conditions are met in the following order.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.

I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.

by AK Gangstar January 9, 2008

Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

Sidewalk sucker punch

Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.

Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.

by DrTinz February 19, 2008

Saucy Punch Hole

The opening between female's legs; a vagina.

Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?

Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.

by P'Lod January 17, 2010