orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.

I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.

by jc56 August 8, 2006

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Orangaboon

A women only your drunk, drunk friend would take home. You know, the friend that will sleep with anything. This girl is so ugly, she has the arms and hairy face of an Orangutan and the slouch and build of a baboon. Good friends should point, laugh and take pictures should they see a buddy preying on one.

Court: Dude, look at what Andy is walking out of the bar with, is that.....

Steve: An Orangaboon!?

Court: Holy shit! Get a camera! Call National Geographic!

by Court W March 9, 2007

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orangutan

This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).

Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.

by thedudebrown87 January 30, 2017

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Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

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Orange™

The cutest, most gentlest person you could ever meet. He may tell you he's not cute, but he's so freaking cute and there is no possible way for anyone to be cuter.

Orange™ is the cutest person in the entire universe.

by samsgirlfrienduwu September 29, 2019

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