Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

gun-knife

v: to simutaneously stab and shoot someone

I gun-knifed him when he made fun of me

by bobbybob09773498274 April 07, 2008

Cum Gun

You have water gun that shoots cum

Man you have a nice Cum Gun

by Bigdudesonme April 19, 2023

cum gun

A derogatory slur used towards male genitalia whereas the testicles are the ammo and the penis is the barrel.

“Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my cum gun across your face like a grandfather clock”

by matthieusonnier2 March 17, 2024

Cum gun

A cum gun is your dick.

That cum gun is longer than a ruler.

by Dude guy 12345678910 April 30, 2019

Cum gun

A penile erection which ejaculates cum...

Damn my cum gun goes wack when I see Sarah!

by Papi_lebron September 19, 2018

Cum-Gun

Penis that is ready to ejaculate hot cum

As she got down onto her knees in absolute submission, he unleashed his huge Cum-Gun and gently inserted himself.

by Master Mase January 05, 2019