deep asshole

serious trouble

No, are you crazy we could get in deep asshole

by jamaker'smoneymaker May 22, 2018

Deep Water Horizon

When you put feces In a condom, freeze it, take the condom off the shit and use it as a dildo on a girl. An Alaskan Pipeline without the condom.

Man I gave this girl a Deep Water Horizon this weekend, shit was messy.

by RawrIareDinosaur August 27, 2016

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

Hippo of the Deep End

Manatee

The Hippo of the Deep end sure is annoying

by fpaq April 14, 2011

Phillip Deep

An expression used to describe being more than 12 inches deep

How deep are you bro?
I'm 6 foot deep!
oh, that's not so bad! What about you Jhon?
Oh, I'm Phillip Deep!!

Oh shit, you're fucked!

by not_shane July 27, 2021

Balls deep

When you thrust your erect penis into a gentleman’s behind (ass).

‘I was balls deep in Ishaq last night.’
‘The other night, Levi was hanging out of the back of me, balls deep, woah! I shuddered’

by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024

deep chef

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.

"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."

"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."

by jint3i December 4, 2022