(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...
A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.
Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??
Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!
Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.
Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??
Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!
Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018

by Big_Leonard September 4, 2023

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024

Refers to being a master of your craft, and having your own distinct style, but being in a state where you haven't shown the world your true ability.
This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.
This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.
by Fake sheep March 31, 2021

"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"
by diknbalz October 6, 2016
