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by sigmalogist May 20, 2024
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Goat

(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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The Goat

A phrase - Defined by achieving greatness to the greatest extent of your capability.
One day my friend comes over, said LeBron James is the GOAT over MR AIR JORDAN.
by Big_Leonard September 4, 2023
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Vacation Goat

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024
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Goat in the sheep skin

Refers to being a master of your craft, and having your own distinct style, but being in a state where you haven't shown the world your true ability.

This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.
"Damn, he's the goat in the sheep skin!"
by Fake sheep March 31, 2021
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flaming goat

A Flaming Goat is an old gay dude crossdresser. Mostly used in the deep south in the 70's and 80's.
"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"
by diknbalz October 6, 2016
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GOAT

"Manon Borel la GOAT eft"
by saad_ibn_abdelaziz May 12, 2024
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