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new mexico 

worst place on earth because my idiot cousin got accepted there
I HATE NEW MEXICO BECAUSE IM A LOSER
new mexico by ih8mycousin March 27, 2019

New call of duty 

Shite
That's it just shite
Fuck sake the new call of duty is shite
New call of duty by ryank.main on ig November 23, 2019

New Jersey 

The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams.

A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.

2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
New Jersey by Hoot Jackson September 11, 2011

New Gretna 

A town in New Jersey that you drive through to get to the mall. That's all that New Gretna will ever be good for. That and their shitty bonfires, cheap gas, and ghetto convenience stores that'll sell you dip. It's also home to a large Viking Yachts factory, which is that place where you get backed up for an hour on route 9 from all of the employees pulling out of the parking lot. Oh, there's also that big white wine bottle on the side of the road, if that counts for anything.

It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.

Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.
Driver:Look at all these cars backed up! New Gretna must be a happening town-oh wait, they're just leaving viking yachts.

Hick with a Confederate flag shirt:I'm not a racist, im just supporting my fellow civil war heroes.

Disgusting Girl:I get trashed in the woods every day, just keepin' it classy.

New York Rangers 

A BOSS team that although lost to the devils, are still great. king henrik and captain cally and richards and gaborik lead the way. they haven't lost to the shit flyers since 2011 and can and will beat the caps and islanders any day.
Yo the New York Rangers are boss.
New York Rangers by NYR May 26, 2012

new england patriots 

as gay as fuck, i mean damn, they have a player whos last name is GAY and he is gay and hes representin his gay ass fuck, cock licking team. the patriots are the gayest assfucks and nutbags and teabags and cracker asses i ever seen god i hate them, you hate them, they suck balls they blow cock they are gay fuckin asswipes who like mass cock they are gay fuckin asswipes who like mass cock they are gay fuckin asswipes who like mass cock they are gay fuckin asswipes who like mass cock they are gay fuckin asswipe who like mass cock they are gay fucking asswipe who like mass coc they are gay fuckin asswip who like mass cock hey are gay fuckin asswipe who like mass cock they are gay fuckin asswip who like mass cock they are gay fucking asswipe who l
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new england patriots by EAGLES FAN February 25, 2005