November 1st 

The day everyone is upset because they have to start no nut November

Son: Mom its the start of no nut November
Mom: whats that
Son: I cant masturbate stating "November 1st"

November 1st by The Fact Machine November 1, 2019

November 1 

Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.

Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?

Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS

Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*

November 1 by DoritoIlluminati666 November 1, 2019

November 1st 

No it is not Christmas,

DO NOT post happy xmas on your Snapchat story's, Christmas will be on in another month so chill

Person 1. scrolling through Snapchat stories on November 1st.

Still Person 1. looking at people put up Xmas movies and songs saying happy Xmas.

Person 2. shaking my head, no its not Christmas it's in like a month Karen!

November 1st by Annomynous88 November 1, 2019

November 2 

National yeet a hamster day

Person 1: Hey it’s November 2nd you know what that means
Hamster: Oh Sh*t

November 2 by CooIfUDare November 1, 2019

November 2 

When you embrace you luscious booty to the world by screaming booty- Licious outside

Person: its November 2

Person 2: one second... BOOTY LICIOUS

November 2 by Cari.x.love November 1, 2019

November 2 

When you embrace you luscious booty to the world by screaming booty- Licious outside

Person: its November 2

Person 2: one second... BOOTY LICIOUS

November 2 by Cari.x.love November 1, 2019

November 4th 

When you see your crush give them your hoodie/jacket and tell them that they can keep it then give them a hug

On November 4th I got a hoodie from someone

November 4th by Tiyeonna Flowers November 1, 2019