Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.

"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French

by Not Michael French August 19, 2012

Michael Fassbender

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).

Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!

by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012

michael brannen

the best blowjob you'll never get.

person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen

by mavin4ever October 20, 2013

Michael Vick

a quarterback who backs up the statement, "THE ONLY IMPORTANT STATS ARE THE WIN AND LOSS COLUMNS." In his years at virginia tech and on the falcons, he is 53-13. hes not the best passer, but he more then makes up for it with his amazing running skills and the fear his abilities strike in opponents. opposing teams have had to change their defensive scheme to account for him. very similar to vince young, but youngs passing skills are far superior. but vick might be more of a threat to run. he does fumble too much, but besides that, he is a real leader who inspires his teamates and makes his whole team better. not only that, but he is a very genuine person, donating time and money to many boys clubs in the atlanta and newport news areas. he is also a very coachable player, who is eager to learn and improve his game.

michael vick isnt the best quarterback in history, but no one can deny that he is a great player.

by sbarker15 July 23, 2006

Michael Jackson

When your ejaculate on a black girls face so her skin appears white

He gave me a Michael Jackson last night

by notdylanspack May 11, 2018

Michael Richards't

To get angry and start going all truthful on minorities and shit, yo.

Ryan - "Holy fuck, that cop called those black people niggers, and told then all to get jobs and get off the welfare"

Steve - "Poor coons, they got Michael Richards't by law enforcement of all people"

by Rygu December 6, 2006

Michael Jordan

The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!

Michael Jordan.

by Jordan Lover<3(: October 25, 2011